Well... where to start.
First of all, I am currently typing this from the waiting room of a hospital.
Second of all, I am not the one injured (cease your heart attacks immediately).
Third... hoo boy.
It would appear that, at 8:00 this morning, my grandfather (age 79 or so) suffered a severe stroke in the bathroom and collapsed. I was pulled out of class half an hour later and we drove down to the hospital to see him.
As of about 1:00 or so... he is no longer with us.
Excuse me while I go cry now.